Scandal Sheet: Jennifer Aniston fouls
-Perhaps the next timeJennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson attempt toshoot a scene for their new film in the middle of a baseball game, they shouldwarn the on-air announcersfirst.
-Speaking of Jen, she's already telling friendsshe's falling in love with JohnMayer. Sigh. It seems like just yesterday she was cyber-stalking him.
-Every woman'ssecret boyfriend just got engaged to every guy's pretendgirlfriend. I think I speak for everyone when I say:mmpfh!
-Dennis Rodman just entered rehab. Is he bummed about theScarlett/Ryan news, too?
-The newDark Knight trailer reveals more of just howcreepy/good Heath Ledger's Joker is gonna be.How do you think he completely changed his voice like that?
-Looking atMischa Barton's cellulite makes me feel like I've been setadrift in a sea of puppies, lollipops and rainbows.
-This photo ofJessica Biel withoutmakeup also makes mefeel like I'm made of awesome.
-FYI: This is what EllenPage looks like without makeup. Suck it,Biel!
-Pul-ezze. ReeseWitherspoon doesn't have a baby bump. That wouldn't even qualify as afood baby!
-It looks like Britney's bad blonde weave is backfor her return to How I Met YourMother. What happened to that not-altogether-horrible brunette one from thelast episode?
-Leave it to Brangelina's brood to beextra Edge-y.
-There have been a lot ofpriceless Heidi and Spencer photo ops, butthis one of Heidi blissfully unaware of how to use binoculars might just take thecake.
-This fan is gonna steal 50 Cent's chain, or dietryin'.
Tags: barton, cellulite, mischa
May 6th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Jennifer Aniston video
May 6th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Some women do.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I submitted it here:http://reddit.com/info/6cwy2/comments/A day ago and got nothing :p
May 6th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Well, I think that is because the Gays don’t want to be associated with such a low-life. They have no interest in Larry what-so-ever, and they want to keep it that way.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
…yet another POV: the wife might have her own ulterior political ambitions, like, say, running for office one day, and not making a fuss and standing by her man, martyr like, might buy her a lot of sympathy votes eventually…Just guessing.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Here’s a neat idea! Link to the actual site!http://www.mattbors.com/archives/361.html
May 6th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
…that’s because teenage boys are waaaay too ripe for Catholic priests consumption.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Thanks for the sauce!
May 6th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
the wife thing is what pisses me off. You admit to doing this, but then you stand there with your wife beside you, admitting to it.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Sea cucumbers are good people. Please don’t drag them into this.
May 6th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Another POV: I was thinking that if the wife chooses (assuming she CHOSE to be there) to do that, she avoids letting the public know exactly where she stands. She may be letting it go, leaving him, whatever. If she chooses not to be there it is a concrete tipoff as to how she feels and what her future decisions may be.I saw it as a possible way to maintain some control over her role, and keep some privacy as to what is going on in the marriage.
May 6th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Actually the “i’m not gay” defense works, no matter how obvious it is you are flaming. See Larry Craig. He’s the new gay stereotype.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
back in the ’70s my family was vacationing in the Pennsacola area of Florida. i was snorkeling and saw this soft squishy looking thing in the water. ….and it was, baby! Oh YEAH! it fuckin’ was!!! …i hope i didn’t get it pregnant.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Perhaps the wife doesn’t have a problem with her husbands behavior.Every think of that?